FAQs
Below are some of the most Freqently Asked Questions (FAQs).
Q: "Is it true that you have 6 children?"
A: Yes.
Q: "I've heard that you raise llamas. Do you eat them?"
A: True and No.
Q: "Is there any truth to the rumors that you used to raise buffalo?"
A: Again, yes. Who told you all of this?
Q: "Ok, how long have you been married?"
A: Good question, but you can't stump me. The answer is 22 years.
Q: "What about..."
A: Why does everyone ask me about that? Like I told Tip O'Neil back in the old days, "I've quit politics."
Q: "Mr. Wilkerson, what is your secret for such a handsome, full head of hair?"
A: Just lucky, I guess!
Q: "Why are bow-ties so darn attractive?"
A: It is a classic look that never goes out of style!
Q: "Mr. Wilkerson, you have such a sleek figure! What is your work-out regimen?"
A: My daily gymnastics routine keeps me fit and trim!
Q: "Uh, What is that smell?"
A: Sorry, I must've stepped in some buffalo manure. Thank you all for coming. If you have any further questions, please email me.
Mr. James Wilkerson
Computer Technology Teacher
Place Bridge Academy
james_wilkerson@dpsk12.org
www.mrwilkerson.com
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